Goosebumps Was Weird…

If you are anything like me which I assume you must be because here you are, then you waited for your school’s book fair for the spookiest, the kookiest, the most skin-crawleriest? anyway, it’s goosebumps. When I was younger I knew that R. L. Stine made a lot of books but for some reason, I thought it was close to maybe 50… No, this guy wrote like 300 plus books I’ve read some of the popular ones but I haven’t even scratched the surface. His books are strange to say the least some stay in a pretty safe horror setting like “Night of the Living Dummy” or ” The Scarecrow Walks at Midnight” but some have a stranger horror to them like “The Abominable Snowman of Pasadena” or one of my favorites “Attack of the Mutant”. Stine does this thing with his writing where he always has a twist to the point where when reading stories later in my life if they didn’t have some mind-blowing twist I would have been let down.

These books really helped nurture my love for writing and horror even though looking back on some of the books now they just seem like a bad trip on psychedelics. One twist endings is that all the characters in the book where freakish tentacle monsters now I won’t tell you which book this is the twist of because now every goosebumps book could have these squirmy freaks as the cast and you wouldn’t know! These books always had insane stories and twists whether it’s that the main character got rid of his sister from existence or that the whole story was an alien test to see how a young alien would react to human scenarios. These books spawned a lot of different media including comics, television shows, video games, and a couple of movies.

I only read one of the comic sets which I remember liking and the video games were awesome getting to see references and monsters from the different books. There were also two movies made and they star Jack Black well the first one at least the second one less so but I will at some point review those movies. The tv shows that were made based off the goosebumps stories where killer pure B-list horror at its best this October I’m considering watching and reading some of the stories I remember enjoying so let me know if that is something you would read. Also let me know what your favorite stories from R. L. Stine’s cannon and let me know what other things I should watch, read, and play? Anyway, I should get going great have a good day everyone! Eyon turns from his computer…

His Webbed hands finish his post and he skins back into the lagoon.

As always yours, Eyon (Secretly a Monster) Palmer

Fantasy VS Sci-fi

I love the question of which is best fantasy or sci-fi and today I plan on answering that question DEFINITIVELY!!! So first things first we need a set definition of what fantasy is and what sci-fi is. Okay let’s start with fantasy personally, I see fantasy as a person or persons on a journey through a fantastic and usually magical world (they tend to be character-driven stories.) Sci-fi, on the other hand, is a story that tends to lean more towards questioning society, most of the time about how introducing a certain piece of technology would affect it. Now, this isn’t the case for all sci-fi and fantasy take Starwars for an example I would consider that a more of a fantasy story writing wise despite taking place in a fantasy world so this is just to simplify the terms as a whole. So now that we know what each genre is boiled down to as I see them, The question becomes which do you prefer character-driven or idea-driven stories.

Character-driven stories have the potential be some of the emotionally fulfilling tails that can be weaved, however, If you don’t like the characters it is probably going to be a long and boring experience assuming you don’t stop watching, reading, or playing before the end. The same goes for an idea focused story if the idea is bad the story will be as well. For the sake of the argument, we will be assuming both the fantasy and sci-fi Story is the best it can be… Since that’s kind of hard to do I will have to use an example of my favorite versions of both. For fantasy I will be using “The Adventure Zone: Balance” and for the sci-fi side of things I will be using “Black Mirror” Both of these are episodic in very different ways!

THE ADVENTURE ZONE!!!!! Okay, this is one of my favorite podcasts with my favorite boys and of course their amazing dad. First off this is a Dungeons and Dragons podcast so they are basically working together to make a story. Lets get to the characters Magnus Burnsides a human fighter who rushes in (played by the middlest brother Travis), Merle Highchurch a cleric who might not heal you but will for sure cast zone of truth (played by their father Clint), and last but MOST DEFINITELY NOT LEAST Taako [redacted] who you probably know from TV but if you don’t he is a chef turned wizard who would take anything not nailed down (played by the eldest brother Justin.) I know what you are thinking ” but Eyon those are the main characters what about everyone else? Shut up I was getting to that, Every other side character is played by Griffin McElroy He is the Dungeon Master he is the one who also writes the overarching story.

Now I can’t spoil this podcast it is too good but I will say the story and character development is nothing more than amazing I cried three times during the final episode alone. Merle started off the game as a cleric who wouldn’t have been able to recognize his deity let alone heal his teammates but by the end of the story he had made some of the most important saves of the game and yep sometimes he actually healed someone. Magnus started out easily with the saddest backstory losing his wife and seeking revenge but slowly he goes from always rushing head first into playing smart and accepting the death of his wife. Finally, Taako a character clearly made as a joke goes through easily the biggest emotional rollercoaster of them all starting off as brash, mean-spirited, and Selfish in the end he was well… Brash, mean-spirited, and so selfless!

Okay Black Mirror, This is an amazing example of sci-fi and drawing into question our dependency on technology and many other topics. Black mirror not only tells stories warning us to be wary of technology but also has episodes that show how amazing technology can be my favorite episode like this is San Junipero an episode I also don’t want to spoil but I suggest you watch it and every other episode. This show has a tendency to make me at least a little nervous about a lot of different things but I think that just means it’s doing its job. Black Mirror does a great job of making you scared of your computer which I think might be a good thing. I think sci-fi does more than just entertain but also serves as an important commentary on society.

Fantasy is a way to escape yes it can also deal with some intense subject matter and important lessons but the reason it exists is to make us forget about our problems and stress. Sci-fi does the exact opposite instead of taking us away from our life it turns the lens of focus onto us where fantasy wants us to forget our mundane life sci-fi wants to show us it isn’t mundane at all. So which is it which is better honestly I’m not sure I came in thinking I would say sci-fi but thinking back on all the amazing experiences I’ve had through other characters I am not sure I can say it’s sci-fi but sci-fi is so important I can’t say its fantasy either… maybe the world will never know one of the great unanswerable questions.

Just kidding it’s fantasy

Lovingly yours, Eyon (The wizard cyborg) Palmer